GET THIS THRU UR SKULL! ;P

THIS ACCOUNT IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IN LANGUAGE, IMAGERY, AND THEMES. THIS INCLUDES SEX, GORE, DRUGS, AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE. MENTIONS OF RAPE, ANIMAL ABUSE, AND EXTREME FETISH CONTENT ARE ALSO POSSIBLE / BASICALLY GUARANTEED. BLOCK ME NOW IF THIS WILL BE AN ISSUE. I DO NOT UTILIZE CIRCLES FOR DISTURBING/GORY WRITING. THE THOUGHTS EXPRESSED THROUGH THE CHARACTER ARE NOT MY OWN. YOU WILL SEE SOME UNKIND WORDS AND REFERENCES TO THE DARKER SIDE OF INTERNET CULTURE HERE, DO NOT CONFUSE THESE FOR MY BELIEFS OR ACTIVITIES.

I tend to follow handfuls of people semi-often to grow my interaction pool. If I've followed several of your accts, I apologize. I don't pay much attn to writer tags and idk who you are. Feel free to block so I don't accidentally re-follow.Shipping is basically impossible, lewd roleplay doesn't interest me. I am open to discussion or cold starters.

PLEASE REVIEW THE FOLLOWING:

  • TRIGGERING CONTENT AND DISTURBING THEMES WILL BE EXPLORED ON THIS ACCOUNT. IF I FOLLOWED YOU AND YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT, SOFTBLOCK IMMEDIATELY.

  • NO MINORS OOC / IC

  • THIS IS NOT A LEWD ACCT, THOUGH SEXUAL THEMES AND DISGUSTING FETISH MATERIAL WILL BE PRESENT.

  • I DO NOT CONDONE NOR ENDORSE ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES DESCRIBED ON THIS ACCT.

  • IN CASE YOU REALLY HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT BY NOW, THIS IS A "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT" SITUATION.

This character is heavily UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Please excuse any inconsistencies or retcons while I figure out more about the direction I want to take him, and thank you for taking part.

MR. HAPPY

THE ENIGMATIC HOST OF "TIMEOUTROOM" - A SEEDY, LATE-NIGHT LIVESTREAM SLITHERING THRU THE BOWELS OF THE INTERNET.YOU CAN CATCH ACCESS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK AND A WHOLE LOT OF BITCOIN.CRIMINAL PROFILERS THEORIZE THAT MR. HAPPY IS A 6'5" BEDWETTING, VIOLENT EX-COP, WITH COMORBID PERSONALITY DISORDERS AND A FUCKED UP FACE WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME CUTTING UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR MONEY.TIMEOUT ROOM VIEWERS WILL TAKE NOTICE OF HIS LARGE, HEAVY SET STATURE, AND THE GRISLY MESS OF SCARS ALL DOWN THE FRONT OF HIM, HALF-VISIBLE THROUGH THE CAMERA GRAIN. HE KEEPS HIS MASK ON. PALE, BAGGY SCRAP OF FABRIC, PISS-YELLOW WITH AN ALL-BLACK SMILE. THEY LOVE THE MASK. IT'S ALL DRAMA.WHEN HE'S NOT HACKING UP GIRLIES ONLINE, MR. HAPPY IS. . .

Eddie Andrews

The guy who won best tulips at the county fair this year. Valued member of the local knitting club. Top donor at the animal shelter-- got his name on a gold plaque and everything. Quiet neighbor. Hardy acquaintance.Always in a compression mask though he hasn't had anymore work done in years. He's nice enough-- you don't ask. It'd be rude.But you can see the damage peeking out at you from every thick seam. Scorched remains of the man underneath; waxy scar tissue curling under each eye, past reconstructed lips.Gentle giant with a winning smile.